Archive for May, 2011

KIDS

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Oh kids say the darndest things!

And by kid, I mean my 29 year old husband

LOOK AT THIS PIC

From: www.theknottybride.com

Mr Wonderful says: “that dog looks disgusting”

I am in love with this dog and he says that!!!

It is the funniest photo ever. (well maybe not)

“how is that puppy disgusting?”

“It just doesn’t look normal”

 

 

Artwork

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

I am smitten about this artwork!

“Mum and daddy are old, kids”

FUNNY

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

This is so CLEVER and funny!

 

Somebody STOP Me!

Friday, May 20th, 2011

It is 11pm, I have had too much wine, I am on British eBay tempted to bid on a LETTERPRESS machine!! WTF! Yes!!! Freight to get the fucker over here is $$$$$$ too many dollar signs to count!! Ohh oh and I live in a ONE bedroom apartment. I am having wild reverie of putting it on my fucking balcony and enclosing it so my husband’s shoe collection, my fictitious cat and my new budding hobby can co-habitate!! D to the LERIOUS!
I want one bad!

Finally seen letterpress with my own eyes tonight. Felt that lovely no no, SEXY impression! Ohh cotton paper!

Oh my poor head aches! Not from the wine, no never the wine, such a beautiful drop (OKAY BOTTLE) could never give an ache, only relieve one. It is my brain bursting with inspiration!

I opened a million and one tabs on the browser to show my husband what I had been up to, what excites me blah blah blah. I look over and he is asleep!!! Well it will be his fault if in 15 to 20 days a heavy package arrives!!!

Muuuuahahahahhahah!

In other news. I hit up Top Ryde city today. I bought 2 shrug/shawl/cardigan thingo’s and some dumb ring for $5. I hate it already. I don’t know why I bought it. I am SO against buy stupid cheap and nasty costume jewelery. I would rather refrain and just buy diamonds instead, that are set in, you know, GOLD not plastic or some shit that will give me a rash!! ARGHHH angry. That could have been $5 towards something far more grand.

 

This is TOO funny

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Gah! I am wearing yoga pants. Now I can’t leave the house :(

SEXY TAXIDERMY

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Yes, you read right.

I LOVE taxidermy.

I am quite partial to this image.

Number 1: It is a Bird

Number 2″ Better yet, a PEACOCK (Who doesn’t like a peacock!)

Number 3: It is perched on a mantle. The vignettes people create on their mantles is quite possibly my favourite place in the house!

This image is from: Lonny Mag

One day I would love to own a stuffed bird. I probably wouldn’t go as far as a peacock (unless I got an albino one) but I would love a small coloured bird on a stack of books and people wouldn’t notice it straight away, if ever.

ZAZZ

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Step right up, step right up!!

TODAY ONLY

 

BUY IT RIGHT NOW!!!

Further to that

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

Further to that, I have the super increasing need to buy myself something.

A pat on the back, but there is nothing I want or lemming, except an assistant!

Can I have an assistant?

Ta!

Results….

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

are in…

and you reading a blog post from someone who has just been offered the job she went to the interview for.

PHEW! Yay! I got it.

I am always sending links to Mr W of restaurant reviews that I would love to go to and he bookmarks (because he is lovely and obedient) Hopefully soon he can pull one from the archives and we can tottle off into town to celebrate…. hopefully!

These are so cute & funny

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011

I want them all!

Click image for link.